Wednesday 30 April 2014

Tomorrow!!!

Oh my! I start the course TOMORROW!!! 

I can't believe it's come around so quickly. I wanted to look back at my first three chapters - as that's one part of everyone's books we will definitely be discussing - and spruce them up a little bit. Get rid of any unnecessary words and useless information and so on...
   
Over the last few days, I've been reading On Writing by Stephen King and that in itself has been a huge help. I haven't read any King for a while and it only served to remind me what a fabulous writer he really is. 
   It isn't a novel as such, more a collection of thoughts and advice on writing. He was mowed down in 1999 by a car and while he was recuperating he wrote this book, which is also part-autobiographical. What I love most about him is he completely cuts the bullshit and gives it to you straight. If you want to be a writer, you need to read and write as much as you possibly can. At one point he said something like

I'm a fairly slow reader but I get through about seventy or eighty books a year.

This threw me slightly, not least because this is him reading SLOWLY! I'm on my twenty-fifth so far for 2014, therefore I'd better hurry up, eh?? Saying that, we'll have to read and critique each other's works during the course, so maybe I can count them as another fourteen books...? #WishfulThinking
   Seriously though, if anyone out there is thinking of getting in to writing, I would highly recommend this book. He talks of grammar, what you need in your "toolbox" and also suggests other books to help you. It's made me want to read The Shining  and Carrie all over again!!

This week I entered a competition run by Grazia magazine - the First Chapter Competition. Rachel Joyce (The Unlikely Pilgrimage of Harold Fry) has started the first chapter of a book, just a paragraph or so, and my job was to complete it in under a thousand words. I've spent the last couple of weeks doing that and I'm pretty happy with the finished product. I sent it off first to my lovely mentor Miranda Dickinson who gave me some brilliant constructive notes, so I edited away on Sunday evening and sent it off first thing on Monday morning. I was so nervous putting it in the envelope - like sending my baby away to University, possibly to be drawn all over with red pen! 
   I'm glad I did it though. Even if I don't win (prize is story published in Grazia magazine and an invite to the event at the Royal Festival Hall where I'll go on stage to collect my award, oh and £1,000 but balls to the money, I'd like the award!!) I'm really pleased to be pushing forward so strongly with the writing. It makes me feel like I'm doing something productive. 

Well, that's all for me for now! No doubt I'll blog after the first session tomorrow (gaaaaah!!) - wish me oodles of luck if you can! Seriously, so nervous.

EG xxx 

Wednesday 23 April 2014

It's Getting Closer...

Evening campers!

Got my 'Welcome' email from Curtis Brown on Tuesday which made me very excited indeed! It's getting ever closer now and I have to keep reminding myself that I have actually got this far and in a short time I will be walking in to those offices on Haymarket, taking a seat in one of the conference rooms and talking about WRITING and BOOKS! The two things that make me happier than anything in the whole wide world. It's a dream come true, really and it's happening. I hope it doesn't sound like I'm bragging or 'banging on' but I've not been short of knocks lately and it's a relief for something to be going the right way for a change! 
   As mentioned before, there's fifteen of us on board - very much looking forward to meeting everybody and seeing what their books are about. During the course, we each have to submit two bits of our book: the opening chapters and then another part of our own choosing and because of this, I will definitely be going back to TPB and having a look at the opening again. From when I posted it on here in my first blog, it seemed to have a rather good reception so I think that bit's okay for now - now for the rest of it! I don't have to submit my stuff until June which is great because that gives me ample time and I don't plan on wasting a second of it!
   We also received the times we will have for one-on-one sessions with Erin Kelly and Anna Davis, the course leaders. Erin wrote The Poison Tree amongst others and Anna, an author herself is the director of Curtis Brown Creative. I can't believe how lucky we are to be having flipping one-on-one time with industry professionals as well as Howard Jacobson, Freya North and Sheila Crowley. The only word that is bouncing round my head right now is "lucky". 

To go with this new chapter in my life, I've decided to get fit and healthy once and for all. Lord knows if I'll stick to it long term, but it's got to that time of year when summer dresses are being bandied about in magazines and in shops and there's one I've spotted that I've fallen head over heels in love with. 


Now then. Those of you who know I have stumps instead of actual legs may laugh - and we all know I'm not going to look like the pretty lady in the picture but I'm going to try my damned hardest!! This is exactly what happened last year. I saw a dress, I dieted / exercised and got in to said dress just in time for my birthday:

(Look Sarah, you made it on to my blog!! ;))

Ideally, I'd like a gaw-jus figure like my girl Sarah up there but then that is down to doing Zumba pretty much every day (as well as a fabby actress, Sarah is a Zumba instructor and a fabulous one at that. Interested? Click here) and I think I'm far too lazy for that but we shall see. First step to tackle is the diet! Seriously, that was getting ever so slightly out of hand but it's all good because I'm on it (promise, Mum, I am!). 
   It's bloody difficult though - this afternoon I got a proper bitch on at work because I'd deprived myself chocolate which around 4pm which, as all you people who work in offices will understand, is pretty crucial. It's always either coffee or chocolate and I'm in the latter camp!

I hope you enjoyed the short story I posted on here the other day. I was rather proud of it. Even my Mother liked it and didn't really have any criticism - and trust me, that's hard to come by, though it is always constructive. 
   That isn't to say that it can't be worked on - of course it can - but as my first short story, I was *silently* a little proud of myself. Quite liked the story actually so I may continue it as a series exclusively for the blog - ya never know!!

Anywho, bored you enough now I expect, but as always thank you for reading and I hope you're enjoying these daft musings of mine. 

EG xxx



Monday 21 April 2014

Short Story

So... I wrote a short story this evening for the blog. Think it'll probably be an ongoing series of short stories but it'd be great if you had a read and gave me some - constructive - feedback. Cheers all!

EG xx


*

I hate it in Here: it smells, it’s dark and everyone’s so miserable. Seriously, they walk around with faces so long they may as well tuck them in to their socks.
    The first day I arrived Here I was barefoot, having discarded those awful, thick clunky shoes as soon as I could, my clothes were still as brown and dreary as ever and I was absolutely famished.
   I’d gone on a hunger strike almost forty-eight hours before so by the time Sam paid me a visit, I was practically delirious with starvation and fatigue. They’d introduced the Cat and Mouse Act the year before and so now none of us could be forced to eat a scrap. Then, when we became so weak, we were released. If we then died outside of the prison, well, who was responsible but ourselves?
   There was a guard at the prison called Garner who used to enjoy chucking freezing cold water over me whenever I started to drop off – and that was at lights out. He really was a nasty piece of work; delighted in eating his lunch in front of me, all the while knowing that I hadn’t allowed food to pass my lips for what felt like days. Sometimes he’d offer me a slice of bread here, a cut of cheese there. Most of the time I refused, but there was one occasion when I simply couldn’t stand it any longer. I remember extending my hand and the food being snatched out of reach as quickly as it had been put there. Then he laughed at me. It was a cruel laugh – hard and fast like the sound a gun makes.
   The night Sam came, I was curled up like a foetus in the corner of my cell, the floor icy and hard beneath me. I had made a pact with myself that I would never let anyone in that place see me cry and I was true to my word. The five other women who were in there with me were fast asleep, using one another as a pillow so that they resembled one giant heap of laundry.
   So there I was: to all intents and purposes, completely emotionless, lying there like a corpse when I heard small footsteps running down the passageway that lined the cells. They were not the footsteps of an adult, more of a child. They were light and quick, not heavy and formidable like Garner. I sat up and scanned my surroundings. There was nothing out of the usual. A couple of lamps lit up the passageway, albeit dimly; the faint sound of the wind blowing in through the various cracks and crevices in the walls could just be heard and the woman a few cells away was performing her nightly ritual of crying for her children. Through the wailing, despite having been incarcerated for little over a month, I still hadn’t been able to decipher the names of said children.
   “Alithea…” My head whipped around so quickly it was like the name had struck me on the head.
   The voice was definitely coming from the passageway, its echoes bouncing off the stone wall.
   “Hello?” I whispered back in to the dimness. “Who’s out there?”
   A sharp, high-pitched giggle pierced the air as if in response to my question. It unnerved me and I shrank back in to the corner, hugging my knees to my chest as if somehow that would protect me.
   “Alithea!” My name was called out this time in a singsong way. If the whispering unnerved me, this frightened me.
   “Whoever’s there,” I hissed, “you need to leave. How did you get in here?”
   Another giggle answered me and that’s when I saw him. He was short, about four feet tall with jet-black hair that hung just below his shoulders. Dressed in a three-piece black suit and carrying a bright red umbrella, he waggled his fingers cheekily at me.
   “Good evening Alithea.”
   “Good evening,” I replied uncertainly.
   “Are you well?”
   “Not very.”
   “No? What’s the matter with you?”
   “I’m cold, I’m hungry, I’m tired and above all, I’m in prison.”
   Who this impertinent man-child was, was anyone’s guess but he was tiresome with his questions and I found myself being more than a tad irritable in my answers.
   “So sorry I asked,” he said, holding his hands up, hanging the handle of his umbrella in the crook of his arm as he did so. “Come closer.”
   For the moment I remained where I was, rooted to my spot in the corner. My hands were placed either side of me, fingers splayed over the floor in an attempt to find something tangible to keep me focused. This thing, whatever it was, alarmed me and made me feel unsafe. An emotion I was used to feeling, in all honesty, but now it was different.
   “Am I going to have to come in there?” he asked, inspecting his nails, which were longer than any I’d ever seen on a man, if that was indeed what he was.
   “How do you propose to do that?” I scoffed, which looking back now, seems like a rather foolish thing to have done.   
   “Close your eyes.”
   “I’d prefer not to.”
   “Close your eyes!” The sudden raising of the man’s voice was so unexpected I gave an involuntary yelp. My cellmates stirred but thankfully remained rooted to their slumber.
   I did as I was told, my heart hammering in my chest so loudly I could hear it in my ears.
   “Open.” There was that singsong voice again. With goosebumps springing up all over my body, I opened my eyes.
   The man was standing inches away from me.
   “How did you get in?” I spluttered. “There’s four locks on that door and the bars are far too close together for you to squeeze through!”
   He tapped his nose with his index finger and winked at me, something that made me balk.
   “Don’t you wink at me!”
   It was only then I noticed that he was exactly the same height as me, except I was sitting down.
   “Why are you here?”
   “I could ask the same of you.”
   “I’m a Suffragette.”
   “That’s not a reason.” He settled himself on a small lump of straw next to me.
   I paused before answering. “We vandalised a golf course.”
   “Is that all?”
   “It was no mean feat if that’s what you’re suggesting!” I was insulted at the tone of this man’s voice. He seemed to be mocking myself and the others for our efforts to get women the vote. Then again, I don’t know why I expected a man to understand.
   “Not for one second, my dear.” He put his hand on his heart and bent his upper body slightly.
   “What is it you want? How do you know my name?”
   “I’m Sam.”
   Relieved to have extracted one answer to a question out of him, I relaxed slightly.
   “How long have you been in here for?”
   “A little over a month.”
   “I don’t know how you do it.”
   “Self-belief and tenacity has something to do with it I expect,” I sniffed, picking an imaginary piece of lint off my skirts.
   “I’m here to make you an offer.”
   I looked slowly up at him, this strange little man. 
   “What sort of an offer?”
   “An offer that would get you out of here like that.” He clicked his fingers and the door to the cell swung slightly open. As I was staring at this, my mouth agog, Sam leaned in to my vision so that my focus shifted to him. “Interested?”
   I managed to pull myself together to put on my ‘business’ face. “It depends on the offer itself, obviously.”
   “Take a walk with me.”
   “A walk?” I repeated, an image of Garner springing instantly to mind, his foot coming down thick and hard in to the pit of my stomach as punishment for trying to get away.
   As if he’d read my mind Sam said, “If you decide to take me up on this offer then you needn’t come back here and no one will ever find you; though if you feel it isn’t for you, I will return you to this place and nobody will be any the wiser. Now how does that sound?”
   I had to admit, even though I was a staunch believer in our mission, I knew that I would almost certainly die if I stayed much longer. I’d suffered a miscarriage the year before on learning my husband had run off with another woman and now my body was much less resilient than it once was.
   “Very well,” I said, getting slowly to my feet. “Just a walk.”
   “Indeed.” Sam grinned, his white teeth glinting in the window’s moonlight. He started towards the door.
   “Just one thing.”
   He stopped and turned just his head towards me.
   “Who are you? Don’t say Sam.”
   He studied me for a long time as if weighing me up. 

   Finally, he spoke. “I’m the Devil.”

Saturday 19 April 2014

Happy Easter!

Hey hey!

Happy Easter weekend everybody! Hope you're all stuffing your faces full of Easter eggs, hot cross buns and looking forward to a nice big roast leg of lamb tomorrow :)
   I for one am staying indoors this weekend, writing my little socks off be it on my blog, various short stories I'm working on, my website or indeed, The Phone Box
   Speaking of the website, it's coming on rather well and I think I've got it to where it needs to be for now. It's nothing special, but just a little virtual space to call my own - plus who doesn't want their own website, right? Right guys??

My writing's kind of taken a bit of a hit this week: work was very busy what with it being a shorter week, my Mum went and broke her foot, poor thing, so I went over to look after her one night this week and last night I was hanging with my bestie. So you see, I've had little time and my poor little Mac's been feeling very neglected so I reckoned I'd give it some love and attention over the weekend. 
   I also said I might start posting some short stories on here, which is still something I very much intend to do, just as soon as I've got the ones I'm working on for two separate competitions out of the way. I hope you'd still like to read them :)

The Curtis Brown course starts on the 1st May! That's sooooo soon! As I thought I wouldn't, I haven't looked at my novel since I finished it. Is that a bad idea? I figure there's not much point trying to spruce it up before getting proper industry advice as to how I can do just that. I'm determined to make like a sponge a soak up every bit of information I can whilst there. A once in a lifetime chance does exactly what it says on the tin: this opportunity will only come along once and I'd be a fool to let it pass me by. 

I think a future post might even contain a Q&A session about the book. Some questions I'll make up myself and others you can ask me via Twitter, on Facebook or simply email me here (if that doesn't work then just use authoremglen@gmail.com). 

That's all for now my lovely Easter bunnies! Have a fantastic rest of your weekend and please do stuff the diet and stuff your faces instead :)

EG xxx







Monday 14 April 2014

The Plan!


S'up blog readers! Hope you all had a wonderful weekend and enjoyed the beautiful weather and if you didn't have beautiful weather, well, you ought to know it was super sunny and hot in London ;)
Anywho, so it's been a week since I completed the first draft of my first book. I actually haven't touched it since! I've stayed well clear from it and will probably only look back on it, at the very most, once in between now and starting the Curtis Brown course. Daft as it may sound, I'd rather it was in a bit of a state, a "first draft state", if you will, in order for me to learn as much as I can.
   In the meantime, I've been working on a short story for a competition - the Sunlounger Short Story Competition - which means me submitting a one to three thousand word short story with a setting that takes place abroad. As far as I can gather, it's a book that will be filled with short stories written by well known and established authors of today.
   I've never written a short story before so had no idea where to start, nor how much information to give, what was necessary, what wasn't etc. So I've done my best and finished one - of probably three - I am going to submit. It may sound slightly greedy but as three is the maximum number of stories one can submit, that's what I'm going to do to give myself the best chance of being selected.
   So that's one down and another two to go!I have also decided to write some short stories occasionally for the purposes of this blog only. It'll keep the writing juices flowing and the best way to learn the "right way to write" is to keep doing it. By "right way", I mean grammatically of course, and learning about syntax. So far, the most feedback I've had from online forums is that I need to learn to tell the story without giving away too much, or spoon-feeding the reader. So maybe when I post stories on here, you guys can tell me what you think and certainly let me know if I'm giving you too much when I don't need to...? Any feedback you could give me so that I can "hone my craft" - to sound like an utter wanker - would be much appreciated.
   Another thing I'd like to add to the blog is to add book reviews. This year, I've read twenty-two books, and I'm rather pleased with that. It might not sound like a lot to some people who can put away two a week but coupled with writing my first book and work, I'm pretty chuffed. Then again, I suppose it isn't something that takes an enormous amount of effort when it's one of my favourite things to do.
So there we have it - THE PLAN. Thanks for reading :)


EG xxx

Monday 7 April 2014

First Draft Done!

   Yesterday was a good day for me.

   Yesterday, for the first time EVER, I completed the first draft of my book; and not just any old book of mine - the book! Please understand, that ever since I started writing, when I was around eleven, I have had many, many ideas buzzing around my head. The trick is to keep them there long enough to put them down on to paper and make something of them. This is the first time that I have ever written a full-length book; I guess the first time that I have so strongly believed in something to complete a first draft.



(Yes, I was that excited I took a picture of the final page!)



   Now the hard stuff starts: I have to try and edit the thing! A wonderful author friend of mine, Miranda Dickinson, said that the best bit is writing the first draft, because you get to have fun with it and basically go wherever you want to go with it. Your imagination can run wild. It's after that when you're forced to take a second, third, fourth (and sometimes fifth, sixth and seventh) look at it that you need to knuckle down, be serious and think about what it is your potential readers will want to read.
   I had no intention of finishing the first draft yesterday, but it did become clear throughout the day that my story was wrapping itself up nicely and I didn't want to stretch it to exactly 100k words just for the sake of it, so it came in at 87, 581k words instead. However, you never know, I may end up cutting about 20k words and putting 40k back in. That's all part of the process, really.

   What I really need to work on is how to engage people in the first couple of chapters without spoon-feeding them or giving away too much. That's been the general feedback, but I honestly don't really know what it means. As my manuscript is my "baby", I can't work out what to change, and obviously think that everything in those two chapters is necessary - though I know that isn't realistic. That is definitely something I'll be voicing with the CBC course tutors; I'm sure they'll have a much better idea than I do.

  I am so excited about starting the course, it's silly! I've been reading up as much as I could about the course and just can't wait to get stuck in. We'll be given 'homework' and projects to prepare for every class - if only I'd been this enthusiastic at school, eh?!

   Anyway, just a little update on how things are going. I'll keep giving little updates - when I'm not banging my head against the desk - and then when the CBC course starts, I'll be going full pelt with the blogging. I hope you stay with me on my journey!

EG xxx

Saturday 5 April 2014

Let's Start At The Very Beginning

I created this blog a while ago when I was feeling particularly rubbish after having left my previous job and gaining about the same amount of weight that Sharon Osborne has had sucked out of her derrière (which, I believe is a lot). 
The first post was basically me playing a tiny violin, lamenting these two events and other none-too brilliant things that were going down at the time. As soon as I pressed 'Publish', I deleted it - but not before one particular person, and I genuinely don't know who, got a chance to read it. That person would have seen what was going on in my little head at the time and boy, it wasn't pretty, so whoever you are - sozzles!
   However, I have started up again with the blog because I was rather smugly pleased about the title of it (and let's face it, the background is as camp as Chloe and fabulous!).

In the last five weeks I have been working as an agent's assistant at Lovett Logan Associates, which I absolutely love. Suits me down to a tee and my colleagues are the best (hi, Carina!). Though that isn't really what this blog is about, it's certainly contributed to my life turning around enormously in recent times. That and my wonderful H.
   The real reason I've started blogging again is because I'm about to embark on a scary three-month long adventure with regards to my writing. As some of you may or may not know, I am in the process of writing my first novel. It's going very well and it's fair to say I'm nearly finished, which is very exciting. I'm aiming for about 100k words, and so far am at approximately 75k. A couple of months ago, I applied to be one of fifteen course members on a writing workshop run by Curtis Brown and their Creative Dept. This involves sharing excerpts of my book with the rest of the course mates, the literary agents at Curtis Brown / Conville & Walsh and the course itself is run by Anna Davis (the Head of Curtis Brown Creative) and Erin Kelly (author of novels such as The Poison Tree). Not only that, near the end of the course, there is a drinks reception for the course members, agents and publishers where we have a chance to mingle and personally pitch our book.
   Not thinking for one second that I stood a chance, I applied with the first two chapters of my book and a one-page synopsis. Considering every large literary agency receives about five hundred submissions a week, you can only imagine how many people applied to be a part of this. I found out on Thursday that I only went and got the bloody thing!!!

At about five o' clock, I received an email from Anna saying that she and her colleague Rufus Purdy had greatly enjoyed reading my material and wanted to offer me a place on the course.
   To think that someone at Curtis Brown actually believes I can write, or at least that my writing has merit is a huge boost and something I have been dreaming of since being a little girl. Writing is a passion for me like no other. Not even acting could have come close to how I feel about writing. The fact that I'm being allowed to move forward in this way with the only book I have ever felt strongly enough to attempt to write a full manuscript about it, is one of the most positive things that has ever happened to me. Considering 2014 started out - and parts of it continue to be - pretty shitty, one can only hope that this is the start of things looking up and turning around.

So to sum up, this is what the blog will be about. My time at Curtis Brown Creative and how I get on afterwards. It is in no way a guarantee that I will secure an agent - and maybe even a publishing deal - by the end of it, but I would be lying if I didn't hope it was a serious possibility.

I hope you enjoy reading it, as I am really looking forward to blogging about it and making a virtual memory. To start with, I'm going to post the opening few lines of the book to give you a taste! Enjoy!

EG xxx

PS: I would just like to point out that none of this would be possible without my beautiful, kind H. My most loyal supporter and biggest fan - all of which is returned in abundance.



This is a story that starts with a box.

A phone box.
A red phone box in Piccadilly, central London, Coventry Street. It has a heavy-hinged door, a distinct human smell one could only associate with London and a slot where your money goes.

On this street, there are two red phone boxes that stand next to each other. One points West towards Piccadilly and the other points East towards Leicester Square.

Our phone box, the one in our story, is the one that points towards Leicester Square. It stands outside a restaurant called TGI Fridays, opposite the Trocadero complex, and is actually one of the oldest phone boxes in London. Due to its shabby exterior, one would be forgiven for thinking it was no longer in use, and they may well be right. However that was not the case in the early hours of a Sunday morning in June 1999…